planet Saturn

a position of extremely high elation. Usually happens when one has made a major achievement or passed a major hurdle or step up in ones life.

When Donny passed the comprehensive exam for U.S. Naval Nuclear Power School he wasn't just floating on Cloud 9, he was racing around the planet Saturn. It was the happiest moment of his life.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 11, 2007

Planet Ki

Planet Ki, in Anunnakism and Zuism, is the same as Planet Earth, the term Planet Ki is used to refer to the Earth at the time that (supposedly) the Anunnaki were physically on Earth and is the term used to refer to the Earth as an Anunnaki planet or like Anunnakism and Zuism becoming major religions on Earth or even referring to planet Earth becoming Anunnakist and/or Zuist.

Planet Ki is the Anunnaki version of Earth.

by Full Monteirism August 1, 2021

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.

by Sickomonster July 14, 2021

this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Planet of the apes

A movie portraying what would happen if the whole world was like Ferguson

Saw the new planet of the apes, it turned out just to be recycled footage from Ferguson

by snakeskin wallet April 6, 2015

planes

Anything that flies, except helicopters, birds, Superman and Jesus.

"Are those planes?!"
"No, it's just Jesus and Superman again."

by CUNTSNUGGETSONFIRE January 21, 2009

Planet of the Rapes

Gamer slang for getting totally annihilated or owned by your opponents.

Dude, that last Crucible match was like getting sent to Planet of the Rapes!

by Zombie Assassin January 4, 2015