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phlegm hockers

1. Those that hock up gops of phelgm with the intent to spit them out. 2. Name for a band
People with chest colds are phlegm hockers.
by Rick October 27, 2005
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Phlegmsicle

A good measure of nasal phlegm, hoiked up and spat on a ceiling. The desired effect is to have a thick, glutenous ball of spit slowly hanging into an icicle type installation, the better right above teachers desk. Joy occurs when the phlegmsicle starts its journey and becomes ever more elongated, until the tipping point is reached and the phlegm disconnects with the ceiling and becomes an earthbound projectile of slimy green snot. Orig. Liverpool UK
Class prankster: "Here comes Senora Cortez, let's have phlegmsicles!"

Whole class: "Sniff, uuugggggghhhhhhhh thrwiiiiiT!"
by Uncle Max September 18, 2006
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Phlogger

someone that posts "Phlogs", Photographic web logs..
most phloggers tend to use their own photographs
by Yashmack February 22, 2008
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Phlegmingos

Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.
I was giving a speach to the entire class when I got a bad attack of Phlegmingos.
by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008
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Phloogie

"I was so turned on...I wasn't phloogie any longer"

Pasta, when cooked, becomes phloogie.
by Nostrathomass April 14, 2011
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Phlopalopagus

A large dinosaur. Body like a T-Rex but it has two large floppy bunny ears and comes in the colors of green, purple, and black.
That green Phlopalopagus was about to fondle your left earlobe!
by Phlopalopagus_Toucher July 13, 2011
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Phogal

A dumb hoe bag skank that thinks she can get through her life modeling for bad photographers.
A phogal is typically blonde, and hangs around older guys that just want an easy lay.
Phogals tend to make bad decisions, and often need to pay people to fuck them, since they're full of diseases and rotten cum from the band members they fuck in garages.
Guy one :" Wowww check out the hot blonde!"
Guy two: "nahh man, shes 12 years old and shes had more dick than a $2 prostitute."
Guy one: "Whatta Phogal.."
by icanteven August 11, 2011
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