orthochad

An Orthodox Christian who goes to the gym, makes shitty memes, and just says “just go to the gym bro” as a solution to everything

Person: Help I’m having an allergic reaction!!
Orthochad: Just lift dude lmao

by BestFloridaMan September 22, 2022

ortkumshatum

An exclamation used in many FPS shooter games.

Ortkumshatum! why would this no-life hacker have to join now!

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds September 25, 2022

Orthonogonkifor

Another name for a nerd who religiously plays pokemon

Smith is such an Orthonogonkifor he should touch some grass

by N.ether December 1, 2022

Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.

"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."

by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023

layla orth

A rude little girl. Who always curses. She used to be a goody-to-shoes, but now she's not.

Isn't Layla Orth rude

by hcdoc May 22, 2017

jamielantz ortiz

A Jamielantz Ortiz is a name for girls. There are a lot of Jamielantz' on earth but only one is the most ideal and perfect girl. Jamies’ are very fun to be friends with, and they are actual goddesses. Beauty and brains, nothing less, nothing more. It's rare to encounter a Jamielantz in your life so if you cross-paths with a Jamielantz, never let her go and value her like a diamond.

Person: “Woah is she an angel?”
Me: “No she’s just a Jamielantz Ortiz.”

by taekook's wife September 28, 2018

finesse orthodox

A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.

Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020