curses
curses by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003
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curses
A muuttered exclamation used when you step in a puddle or whack your head on something or just don't have any eggs for your breakfast, a'la Mojo Jojo
"Curses, the rain water collected on the garage door has poured down into my eyes...it has deluged my visual orifices...it has wetted my ocular sensory organs...currrrrrsssesss!"
curses by Yo Yo Ma (really!) January 5, 2005
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Curses Multiply
All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
Curses Multiply by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
Curses Stack
All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.
Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
Curses Stack by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
Generational Curses
Kartel Stunt from Dallas Texas describes Generational Curses as Negative cycles that pass down from Generations to next Generation
Generational Curses by Kartel Stunt December 5, 2022
The curses of Jaysus
I bought a new cliggy yesterday and the fucker wouldn't work, the curses of jaysus on it. I was meant to meet Goosey in the crossbar last night and he never showed up, the curses of Jaysus on him.
The curses of Jaysus by Dave7g June 11, 2006
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