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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004
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Books

Cool, Dope, Evan Berry
Yo, that shit is books
by hoodedliability November 4, 2008
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Books

Filthy pieces of moldy shit that make me sneeze
All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job
by Jimmy November 14, 2004
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Booked

Very well educated through instruction from schools or universities; to be book smart

Mostly used by country folk or people from the south to describe intelligence
My woman got a job at the county cuz she's booked
by Cojone Joe May 29, 2008
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book

loololool who actually reads books? olololol
by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009
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book

new word for cool
as coined by me
"hey check out my new shoes"
"dang them shits is book
by kevin "k-bone" December 25, 2009
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Book

A hard or soft covered rectangular shaped object that holds many words, sometimes about a fictional story or maybe about real life occasions. Not often read anymore, due to the internet.
Man, you still read books?
Yes. This one is about a lovely child who was abducted by a giant and brought to the wizarding world, and made tons of friends who helped him defeat the dark Lord.
by ImDunWithLife December 27, 2016
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