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Mobile Task Force

The best combative department in the SCP Foundation. Gets to contain and locate cool anomalies as well as use a wide variety of toys like flamethrowers, paralyzing gas, and top-of-the-line night vision.
The Mobile Task Force is the most chad combative department. The Security Department doesn't have a thing on us.
by Inariono August 26, 2019
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Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.
D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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mobile gaming

Mobile gaming used to be really good in the early 2010s, but nowadays they either fall into one of the following categories:

1) Cheap and trashy games that are littered with ads and poorly optimised. These types of games spread like cancer in the app/play store and are mostly based on arcade concepts of more successful titles (e.g. candy crush, coin pushers, bubble shooters, etc). They are often made by some unknown developer with the sole intention of making profit. Many of them have fake 5-star reviews.
2) Pay to win games that are set-up to become nearly impossible to beat unless you pay.
3) Games that adhere to some sort of EXP leveling or reward system. Most of the old titles like fruit ninja have adopted this system, which ruins what used to make these games really fun.
4) Games that claim they will give you money for playing, but are actually a scam.

The days of pure uninterrupted mobile gaming are now gone. The only good reputable mobile games out there are from indie developers, which are mainly seen on the Google Play Store.
Guy 1: You see brad over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: He likes mobile gaming
Guy 2: Ewwwwwww
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2021
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mobile

a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.
i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile
by William Gates February 4, 2005
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Soccer Mom Mobile

1) Something that Dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her Subaru Forester after a hard day's work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis balls that only Attorney At Law, Mr. S. Herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.
Holy shit! Was that the Flavor Savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom Dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the Spencer Racing Team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of TAPS? Why yes, I do believe 'twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his Soccer Mom Mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself--the "Spearmint Gumball"--the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive Titan.
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Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.
I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.
by John Phillips April 19, 2006
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mobile

The only word Australian and British people use to describe a 'cell phone'. I have never heard an Aussie say 'cell phone'.
Hint: To be cooler, say: 'Mobie'.
"Have ya got ya mobile on ya?"
"Some muh-fucka jacked me for my mobie."
by Diego August 21, 2003
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