Muff Tingler

A small beard covering only the chin.

Paul didn't want a full beard, so grew a muff tingler instead.

by trollson November 12, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

muffburger

Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.

I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.

by Damo February 4, 2005

muff brush

A small antique brush used to keep a lady's hand warmer (qv muff) presentable.

"Every well dressed woman at the end of the nineteenth century would have had a muff, to keep her hands warm in during the winter, and she'd have used her muff brush to give her little muff a little dusting over." Tim Wonnacott, BBC Bargain Hunt, Series 26 Episode 8 Derby, 19 May 2010.

by Mustn't Grumble May 30, 2011

dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

Furry Muff

Furry Muff= Fair Enough

say when something is ok or 'alright'!

Dude1- what a night, i partied like a little demonic party thing!!

Dude2- Furry Muff!

by Hairy McDude January 8, 2004

muffdoctor

Muffdoctor refers to a muff specialist, meaning the good muff doctor takes a look down there and gives the muff owner a diagnosis

I'm a Muffdoctor and I'm going to have a look down there at your muff to see what the problem is. oh! you have herpes!

by EHG May 24, 2008