Mental breakdown

December 10th is the national mental breakdown check day for anyone who has mental breakdowns and what’s to show it on a day.

Bella: hey Charlotte why have you said ur having a mental break down today

Charlotte: bc it’s National mental breakdown check day

Bella: ohhhhhhh

by CrackHeadboi December 10, 2019

Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production

Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing

by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

mental deferral

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.

You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.

by Scott Burton January 4, 2009

icicle mentality

To retain a thought-process in accordance with one’s own personal agenda; to not give a flying fuck about anyone else. This usually comes with an air of arrogance, and (sometimes) slight douchebaggery .

Example one:
Matt: That kid is a prick

Derek: He got that icicle mentality.

Example two:

Alex: you seem unfazed by their insults, but how?
Brett: it’s icicle mentality.

by Achilles De Flandre June 8, 2018

Mental Pantsing

When one or more individuals lack genuine debate skills, and instead elect to using name calling, schoolyard insults, and generally things equivalent to pulling somebodies pants to their ankles.

Greg and Dennis couldn’t form an actual argument, and instead they resorted to Mental Pantsing.

by Shlomophobe July 11, 2020

mental blueballs

The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.

Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.

by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010