fat leprechaun

A short, rotund, blonde or red-haired man of British or Irish, Scottish, Welsh descent; typically enjoys overeating and indulging in alcoholic beverages. Usually has the same silhouette as Jabba The Hut. LOL

Your boyfriend, i.e. fat leprechaun

by Gabbi Rivera February 5, 2014

Sneaky Leprechaun

When you put on a little green hat, tug one out on your sleeping wife, girlfriend or significant other and the run away when they wake up yelling “it’s magically delicious “

My asshat husband pulled the sneaky leprechaun again last night and my hair has been sticky all day.

by Asshat husband May 14, 2020

slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.

-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun

by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010

leprechaun

Anyone with an Irish name (Liam, Paddy, Seamus etc.) or actually is Irish.

Get away from me, leprechaun man. I don't want to know what you mean by 'pot of gold'.

by Tim XYZ October 16, 2003

The Leaping Leprechaun

A man climbs to the top of bunk beds with his sexual partner on the ground with his/her legs open ready for insertion. The man then leaps off and attempts to land in him/her...usually resulting in a broken penis. Also known as The Peter Pan

"Dude I broke my dick last night doing The Leaping Leprechaun with Mary."

by tipemma October 17, 2008

Leprecondom

(n.)- a magical contraceptive device that prevents the spread of leprechaunism. Also, a prophylactic of the wee, or stature-challenged. See also femi-leprecondom, the female version.

Thank Jesus Gaelen wore his leprecondom when we did it last night beneath the Blarney Stone; I don't want to be carrying his homunculus for 9 months.

by Mr. Locative April 20, 2008

Leprechaun Facial

A sexual act in which green, hot, sticky leprechaun-juice is spewed onto ones face.

Chris the lonely leprechaun was sitting in the back seat of a van when he suddenly gave his buddy Mike a leprechaun facial.

by Boooooyah October 19, 2013