leprechaunism

Your drunken-tricksy Irish friend that has delusions of grandeur who is always tempting others with his "ways of sneakertive doings" in an attempt to steal coins from your wallet. Proceeds to tell the same Irish jokes and personal stories in an attempt to get thy Minge. Physical characteristics are stretchy earlobes, long tongues, hairy, switchy eyes, supposedly has a 9lbs 8oz penis, and multiple looks.

Dude, did you know that Shaun doesn't actually work at State and he stole money from Cassie the other night? Yeah that drunk Irish man has got the leprechaunism bad.

leprechaunism by fuckfaceballs shit head October 18, 2008

Leprechauns Lullaby 

Term based on Irish folklore used to describe a deep beautiful sleep one has after suffering through a horrific hangover.

After suffering through a day of the Midget Hitter's hangover, Petey curled up in bed and drifted off into the Leprechauns Lullaby. Midget Hitter

Leprechauns Lullaby by Sacramento Solon January 9, 2017

Leprechauns Lullaby 

Term, based on Irish folklore, that describes a deep powerful sleep one encounters after suffering through a massive hangover. hangover

After spending a full day reeling from drinking whiskey at the office party, Petey curled up in bed and prayed for the Leprechauns Lullaby.

Leprechauns Lullaby by Sacramento Solon January 6, 2017

steppin' on leprechauns 

(v); mentioned in the black eyed peas song "boom boom pow", is the act of tripping on mushrooms. People who injest this drug are prone to see odd characters, such as leprechauns.

"Man, the other night I was steppin' on leprechauns..shit was insane!"

"I would rather be steppin' on leprechauns tonight than get drunk."

steppin' on leprechauns by lilkmo July 9, 2009

Leprechaunitis 

A condition whereby the sufferer is under the impression they have Irish ancestry despite the fact neither there mother or father have any Irish ancestors. It commonly afflicts young white English individuals of upper-middle class status who realise that in-bred, illegitimate,web-toed royal ancestry isn't that trendy anymore and therefore self diagnose themselves with this condition of leprechaunitis.

Bristol university student on 17th March " Doctor, I have an uncontrollable urge to go to the pub tonight in a fucking stupid green hat, order pints of Guinness that I hate, and pretend that my grandad was called paddy"
Doctor " don't worry, you are just suffering from leprechaunitis, I imagine by midnight or before a real Irish person might kick some fucking reality in to your head"

Leprechaunitis by Norrineye February 2, 2018

Leprechauning

Middle aged, newly single/divorced, feeling themselves again, uncovering their inner grown ass women, looking for guys to hook up with but They usually end up being idiots and douche bags. Leprechauning usually kicks in at phase 1 or 2 of being single again. If you’re lucky it won’t last long!

Mary went leprechauning again last night and hooked up with that 45 year old who rents a room from his ex wife and works at the car wash.

Leprechauning by Exzahedah August 25, 2018

steppin' on leprechauns 

This is when a beat contains so much force it is said to be like somebody stepping on leprechauns. Yes, leprechauns are little, but it would take quite the impact to crush them to the floor all the same. The stomping force creates vibrations so you can feel it across the room.

Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas
"beats so big i'm steppin' on leprechauns"

steppin' on leprechauns by hautboiss January 3, 2010