3 definitions by Gabbi Rivera
An overrated, overpaid Quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, a no-talent sack of calcified cat turds..
Gabriel: "Hey man, the Chargers are going to kill the Packers today!!!"
Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"
Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"
by Gabbi Rivera November 7, 2011
Those Goth Teenage and Twentysomething Bums who beg for money in order to buy heroin and many other narcotics.
by Gabbi Rivera May 23, 2007
A short, rotund, blonde or red-haired man of British or Irish, Scottish, Welsh descent; typically enjoys overeating and indulging in alcoholic beverages. Usually has the same silhouette as Jabba The Hut. LOL
Your boyfriend, i.e. fat leprechaun
by Gabbi Rivera February 5, 2014