Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Lacking in the bulge

When you have a dick that’s not very big compared to other guys

Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”

by みすりす December 27, 2024

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

Lacking

Getting caught looking at a women’s pair in the middle or a man’s third leg!

I caught you lacking bro!

by CircusGoat May 9, 2022

Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023

lacking

watching porn

i caught my teacher lacking in class

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 6, 2023

Lacking

Being caught off guard

Best friend: hey look there!
You: where?(looking at the direction he pointed at)
Best friend: smak!! ( He slapped you), hahaha i caught your lacking
You : cring in slow motion

by Mr so hot July 21, 2022