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kenitals

noun. - KEN - IT - ALS

The absence of genitals, replaced instead by a soft skin coloured mound, much like a "Ken doll" has hidden under their trousers.
"Dude that guy has kenitals"

"i bet he's got kenitals"
by matthew badham March 25, 2008
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Keith Jackson

California word for TOUGH ...A bad ass MARINE or someone or something that is extremely TOUGH.Whom everything they do is to the extreme in manlyness. There is nothing tougher than a KEITH JACKSON!

Just give it a Keith Jackson, so that we know that it wont break!
They would probably make Keith Jackson toilet paper,but they can't because it wouldn't take SHIT from anyone.

by kjbaby on Feb 3,
by kjbaby February 4, 2010
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Keith Opstad

The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.
Hey Susie who is your art teacher?
Oh it is a Keith Opstad!
by The Arrow October 5, 2011
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Keithlyn

She's got that fonkadonk energy
"Oh shit, here comes keithlyn, who's ready to shmove"
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get keithmichaeled

Verb: dominating someone or something so hard at anything that they are unable to do anything but contemplate the ridiculous power you have
oh shit...isuckbcimret did just get keithmichaeled by keithmichael.
by keithmichael October 22, 2010
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King Keith Klan

ALL HAIL KING KEITH
I AM KING KEITH
FOLLOW ALL RULES OF KEITH
WE ARE THE KKK
by KING KEITH KLAN December 3, 2018
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Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
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