by mz.mosbyberry October 09, 2008
when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).
by cuatros cojones April 10, 2008
Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
by RoflDave April 20, 2009
When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.
by Fuzzy Peaches May 01, 2009
Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.
by varrod April 18, 2010
when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain
my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.
by Troy Selover January 19, 2004
n. a punch in the nuts.
1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
by ctrlU May 27, 2010