junk shower

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.

1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."

by johnvisera December 26, 2008

boy junk

this reffers to the male "Private Parts"

OMG!! Lawrence was so playing with his Boy junk in class today..

by mz.mosbyberry February 18, 2009

Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

by RoflDave April 20, 2009

junk cleavage

When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.

I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage!

by Fuzzy Peaches April 30, 2009

Junk Watcher

A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis

Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.

by varrod April 18, 2010

open junk

when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain

my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.

by Troy Selover January 18, 2004

junk shot

n. a punch in the nuts.

1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.

2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.

by ctrlU May 27, 2010