junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

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Junk food hangover

When one consumes so much junk food that the following day he or she feels still feels full, nauseous, sick, bloated and/or like crap. This usually occurs during but is not subjected to holidays such as; Christmas and Halloween.

Josh: Dude, what’s wrong with you?

Mike: Oh man, I ate so much at Christina’s party

yesterday. I think I have a junk food hangover.

by Thisonechick. December 20, 2010

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Junk Nails

Acrylic nails that are painted with many different colors with many different rhinestones and other times decorated with anything from beads, to money , to candy wrappers.

Yo i went to jen and got them junk nails done and they match with everything.

by ClevelandBaby216 August 22, 2008

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junk drawers

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.

Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

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junk sick

1. the nausea commonly experienced by narcotics users after the drug begins to wear off.

2. withdrawals caused by using narcotics, similar to the symptoms of the flu.

+ I'm junk sick from all the percocet I railed last night.

+ I feel all shaky and horrible, like I'm gonna puke. I must be junk sick again.

+ you must be sick from all that junk you've been shooting.

by cafebrulot November 10, 2008

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