bert's definitions

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.

shiteater in Calif

by Bert December 11, 2003

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u

o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((

by bert January 28, 2004

sla

Sla is anything you want it to be. It can be anything from insults to compliments to things to places to people. Especially people.

Do you want to sla?
Let's sla!
Where's sla?

by Bert January 14, 2005

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert May 13, 2005