bert's definitions

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.

shiteater in Calif

by Bert December 11, 2003

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert May 13, 2005

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003

Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005