sla

Sla is anything you want it to be. It can be anything from insults to compliments to things to places to people. Especially people.
Do you want to sla?
Let's sla!
Where's sla?
by Bert January 14, 2005
mugGet the slamug.

linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDRs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDRs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with MP3s and the best freeware programs available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
An everyday example of how Linux dependency/lib file Hell prevents people from using Linux:

1) You download libkmidiplayer2.2.4 for Linux, but to install it, you need :
libmidi.so.1
libsound.so.2

2) You download the two libfiles, but in order to install libmidi.so.1 you need;
libc.so.6
libkernel.so.3
libsynth.so.0
alsa2.1.3
libfm.so.0

3) To install libfm.so.0, you need:
libkmidiplayer2.2.4

4) What the fuck?
by Bert March 17, 2005
mugGet the linuxmug.

roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u
o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
by bert January 28, 2004
mugGet the roombamug.

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!
by bert May 15, 2003
mugGet the jiz holemug.

melonite

See wordGeeword
by Bert March 26, 2003
mugGet the melonitemug.

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals
Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head
by bert February 16, 2004
mugGet the killer headmug.

blacken

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man
hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night
by bert January 05, 2005
mugGet the blackenmug.