Jizztard

A retard who doesn't know how to jizz.
Or how to masterbate.

Bob Marley was a Jizztard

by Mr.Whippy XD November 22, 2010

jizztanic

The Titanic of loads. A hypothetical cum which is as large in proportion to the Titanic

Oh yeah, I want a jizztanic right on my face.

by CreepyCasey18 December 16, 2008

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Jizztastic

An inordinate amount of ejaculation/sperm/jizz. Usually applies to a man that has not 'spanked the monkey' or had sex in awhile. Generally used after oral sex, when a woman can accurately determine the amount of ejaculate she has swallowed.

Woman: Wow honey -- that was JIZZTASTIC!

Man: I've been saving up.

by THE Blonde Bombshell August 14, 2010

Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

jizzims

(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.

1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jizzitizing

When your Jizz turns into 1's and 0's
What happens when you jerk off into a dvd tray
Jerking off so hard you turn a jpeg soggy

Jizzitizing is surprisingly hard to use in a sentence

by WindowLickingGoodness November 4, 2020