jill-off

Female self-satisfaction.

Kristi loves to jill-off while I kiss her feet and rub my cock.

by Jankster April 13, 2006

jack and jill

When a man and woman masturbate together.

by Luminous June 14, 2003

beat up jill

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.

Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

Netflix and Jill

When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.

As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.

Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks

by Little Guy RyRy December 22, 2015

Buffalo Jill

When a manly man shaves off his pubic hair and spreads it across the bed, then ejaculates all over his women and rolls her around in that pubic hair so it appears she has the fur of a buffalo.

"Hey man, I straight up gave my girl a Buffalo Jill last night."

by maverik1 November 17, 2007

Jill

The most amazing girl to ever walk the planet. She is god's gift to the earth. She is so kind, beautiful, smart, loving, comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. Jill is very hilarious and can make you laugh even on your saddest day. She has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart.

girl* I wish I was more like Jill.

other girl* me too. she's so amazing.

boy* man, Jill is so gorgeous.

other boy* I know right. I wish she was my girlfriend.

by Sandboxslay June 22, 2018

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005