jillology

A movie where the main character sits on tiktok all day and does nothing with their life would prob suck.

1. Be one with nature as humans were created to be

2. Discipline> everything. motivation will come and go
3. Tiktok ruins your brain, research things to stimulate it
4. Know what your eating (it alters your brain chemicals and function)
5. Going to the gym has the same effects as antidepressants, make it a lifestyle

6. We are less than a spec in the universe, we revolve around it not the other way around so stop acting like a problem is the end of the world, it’s not gonna matter
7. It’s your life, no one else’s
8. A bad day is 100% likely to come, don’t let it be today
9. Enough of our first world problems
10. Be kind to everyone
11. Always speak up and don’t let anyone step on you
12. Make your self known

13. Enjoy the little things like the sunshine sitting in traffic

14. Be the best version of yourself
15. Love yourself

Jillology is the ideology of Jill

by Jerg June 11, 2023

Jillogy

A splendid bottle of happiness, a 2 Litre bottle of Strongbow Cider, represents hope, fertility and joy to the west of Scotland.

Gittin full ae Jillogy so I can go aff ma nut at Bohemian Rhapsody, mwi weheyyy

by Mwiweheyyy September 1, 2013

Jimology

The cult of our lord, Jimmy neutron, Our omnipotent god.

"Hey bro, wanna join Jimology and praise Jimmy?"
"Sure bro, wanna make out too?"

by 0_Nooks November 14, 2019

jipology

Jipology is the study of being jipped. Jipology can only exist when a "jip" has occured. It is arguable that being jipped is a jip in itself. Eg: If a man fears that he will be jipped, then he is jipped for fearing that he will get jipped, because he will not be able to perform some tasks in fear that he will become of the jipped. There is a strong corolation between fear and jip. Being jipped can be also described as a paradox and is very hard to comprehend, but once it is comprehended and understood, the one can ascend from being of the jipped, to becoming the jipper.

"Whilst studying jipology, i got jipped"

by Hakki October 3, 2006

Jizzology

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.

I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

jitology

The study of "jit" actions in which jits commit jit

"FREE MY NIGGA GEO he commited jit on public property!"
"Did you hear geo commited jit, by sticking his thumb in his butt."
"Damn did you pass jitology class?"

by Doctor Jit May 17, 2020

Billology

Billology is the religion of the lord and savior, Bill Grills. Bill Grills is a mix between Bill Gates and Bear Grills. He is a bow-legged Australian who lives in the swamps. He invented Microsoft and fucks many animals, although bats are his favorite. He is the most powerful being out there, even more powerful than shrek or shaggy at 100%. When we die, we get reincarnated as bats for Bill

Billology and the legend of the lord and savior, Bill Grills, is located in the Holy Blible

by Bill Grills August 3, 2021