Donna Hoffman

During sexual intercourse, when you proceed to bite off your partners pants and sneak a pair of glasses on their unexcpecting anus. Add freckles to taste. Feel free to scream out "ELLIZABETH!", "DONNA","BIGFANYYPANTIES!" , or "WATCH OUT KIDDOS!"

"Dude, why are your kneecaps so pickly?"
"Ugh, Trevor gave me a damn Donna Hoffman last night...twice."
"What?why'd you let him do it twice?"
"I broke the first pair...he was hiding a secondT_T"
"what a perv!"
"yeah, he be crushin'. "

by hideharu June 22, 2009

Hoffert

body resemblance of a gumball machine.

Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.

by Maragumball April 7, 2009

HOFNAR

Hard On For No Apparent Reason

Hey Paul its 10am and I have a HOFNAR, time to go to level 6 to sort it out

by Binster July 20, 2010

The Hoffy

a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.

Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!

by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008

syd hoff

some who is hilar/fabulous/lovely.. usually a female, usually tall, HOT, a playa.. and all around just a fantabulous person

i wish i was a syd hoff

by BVVVVVW April 30, 2009

hoffies

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick

Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies

by xfit blokes April 29, 2014

Hofflick Maneuver

During coitus, the woman will start to climax; the man will quickly drop down to start administering oral on the clitoris. This will not only intensify the orgasm the woman is currently having, it will most likely cause multiple orgasms. This maneuver is especially effective for women who have had trouble reaching orgasm through oral alone.
(I have never been able to orgasm through oral sex until my boyfriend gave me the Hofflick Maneuver, it blew my mind)

(I have never been able to orgasm through oral sex until my boyfriend gave me the Hofflick Maneuver, it blew my mind)

by Hofflick December 23, 2014