A condition in which a seller of a collectable or desirable item (sometimes acquired through a friendship) places that item up for sale at an inflated price, accompanied by a (typically weak) tear-jerking bullshit story of woe, sadness and distress. The tale of woe may involve the illness of a pet, damage to a vehicle, or a bill that is due.
The indication of a "heavy heart" vs. an actual hardship condition may be most often characterized by a call out to one's "Brothers" or "Bros" as an attempt to endear, and the inclusion of a trade option for another collectable item.
The indication of a "heavy heart" vs. an actual hardship condition may be most often characterized by a call out to one's "Brothers" or "Bros" as an attempt to endear, and the inclusion of a trade option for another collectable item.
Brothers! It is with a heavy heart that I list this grail for sale. My paraplegic pet hermit crab needs a new articulating Titanium prosthetic claw. I was saving for it, but my car broke down, since I need the car to drive my blind cockatoo to the vet 3 times a week for it's dialysis treatments, I had to pay the mechanic using the money that was left to me by my great grandfather Skip, a man that was born a conjoined twin attached at the ankle to his brother. I need cash immediately! I will however consider trades involving Sibert, Emerson, Burch, or Hinderer, valued at table price.
by Desmodromic December 19, 2012
Get the Heavy Heartmug. by pearsnapples October 31, 2011
Get the Heavy Daysmug. A person on your team in life who has your back up 150% and come taking on the entire opposing team single-handedly that's what I have yet her is all these other definitions fell short of the grace of what a heavy-hitter is
by Snow Duarte October 26, 2018
Get the Heavy hittermug. by Queen_jayyy May 30, 2018
Get the Heavy-handedmug. When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!
by proy21 March 14, 2011
Get the Heavy Bertationsmug. (v.) to send bailiffs
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the send in the heaviesmug. After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!
by rperazag May 1, 2010
Get the Heavy Mentalmug.