gloms

secretions from the mouth or nose that drip onto the face and/or off the face. not to be mistaken with stripl; gloms are thick secretions whereas stripl is less dense.

hey michael, you got gloms of somethin creepin down your lip-- heads up before it gets to your mouth.

by kels hartz January 3, 2006

Glomp

For an animal to place the head of a smaller animal in its mouth to carry it around. Lions will often glomp the cub of another male and swing them about until the neck breaks.

A dog can glomp a puppy to carry it home. The sound that is made while the dog engulfs the head of the puppy is glomp.

by Justme July 13, 2003

glompsterbate

to masturbate and eat food at the same time. may be used to fuel ones self and have fun.

dude i just glompserbated with my girl !
yay glompsterbate !

by asasinsquirell February 18, 2011

glomit

Smooth, thick vomit with soft lumps in it. Typically the consistancy of bananas pureed in a blender.

Dude, you have glomit in your beard. At least you didn't puke any sharp edges like after the time we ate mexican.

by bob waevir May 23, 2006

Glomp

To eat, usually with great enjoyment.

X: "Behold, I have pasta and meat sauce!"
X: *glomps*

by Fuschia June 19, 2006

Glommer

The asshole driver who, when you are trying to make a left turn, is driving at the perfect speed to allow your small turning window to close before you can make the turn.

"I think I can make the turn here in a sec... Uh... Fuck... This slow driving glommer coming from the left is going to cause me to not be able to make my turn... Fuckin' glommers.

by Joeykaz32 July 6, 2018

con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008