Girthday

The day on which your junk is exposed to the observation of others for the first time.

Hey, Ethan, happy Girthday, man. Bravo!

by sacsacsac March 14, 2019

Count Girthula

Person with a wide cock.

Anyone with an unusually wide penis.

I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.

I went Count Girthula on that ass !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011

penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

Girth

Penis or dick

Show me your girth.

Did you hear Pat has a big girth.

by Adidi November 3, 2009

Girth Challenge

A challenge consisting of one brave lad trying to chug a rack of Keystone Lights up is anus. This task is very challenging and few have succeeded.

This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.

Jack: Oh no what happened to grant?
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.

by Swag Master Cloud August 7, 2011

Girthquake

A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.

Hold on dude here she comes! It's a GIRTHQUAKE! {{{SHAAAAAAKE!}}}

by mightysooner May 23, 2006

Girth Monkey

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

by lexie116 February 6, 2008