Frappuccino

1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!

2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.

OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.

by Lord Armand Banana III August 28, 2005

Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

by duberry January 3, 2010

tadpole frappe

New England term for a mouthful after a blowjob.

Thirsty, honey? How about a tadpole frappe?

by I learned it from Mino November 5, 2004

fappworthy

When someone is so hot that you want to fapp.

Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Fjappe

The dannish word of "pussy". Not like pussy cat, but pussy on yo mamma.

Luk fjappen

by Akinfenwa the beast 6969696969 March 4, 2016

Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.

Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!

by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017

Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.

Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"

by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011