fock uff

When you're typing so fast you misspell fuck off.

Fock uff!
Shit, I mean fuck off...

by UNORIGINAL NICKNAME December 15, 2016

meet the fockers

hilarious movie. I haven't seen the 1st one.

ugh. Women. Am I right pal? yappydy yap yap. Enjoy the fight.
Stewie on family guy.

by adrian December 26, 2004

fear focus

A pathetic excuse for a pure in the MMORPG Runescape. Who Thinks she is better than everyone because of her slayer level.

Did you hear about Fear Focus?
No, IDC fuck that bitch.

by We are VH April 1, 2008

FOCUS

Fuck Off Cus Youre Stupid

Dude that didn't make any since... You need to FOCUS

by sumwiteguy February 6, 2010

focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 19, 2008

focker

An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"

I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.

by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007

fock

The way Arctic Monkeys pronounce the word "fuck."

"...Because she must be focking freezing..."

by Michael LeSuer April 27, 2007