Flap tash

When the female looks down as the male licks her out and appears to have a pubic hair moustache.

"I hadn't shaved in a while and when I looked down he had a right flap tash"

eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.

by Captian nobwash December 11, 2002

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

fladpoodle

An expression of disgust resulting from excessive gayness,ineptnitude or frills in one's environment.

Them: Those gay guys over there should probably get a room huh?
You: Yep,fladpoodle.

by Netah March 23, 2008

Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.

That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 10, 2009

flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

farper

a simultaneous sound between a zipper and fart

Dude my gf just ripped a flaming farper!

by shafarrr February 13, 2022

Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.

She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.

by shieldsy February 10, 2005