Fisterton

Originating in Lakeshore, Ontario, a fisterton is when a female does not shave her pubes for a while and the hair builds up until it looks like she's sticking her hand down her pants and making a fist.

You can totally see Kacy's fisterton when she's wearing a bikini.

by The Redder September 5, 2004

double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time

me and john double fisted her real good

by horny bastard January 10, 2005

fister

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....

He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag

by kirbzdawg March 25, 2010

anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Fister

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.

A masturbation addict.

The Fap Master.

The frustrated Fapist

That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.

Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.

by Not a Fapper January 25, 2014

Ham Fister

Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.

These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.

"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"

"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"

by Kertef_Corobo April 16, 2004

cock-fished

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.

You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.

by undercover freak July 27, 2015