Flopset

The incapability of carrying out an activity or event.

1st person: Yo fam u on goin cinema today?
2:Nah fam dats a bit long
1st person: Ahhhh U Flopset!

by CokeC March 6, 2011

flopshot

The few seconds during a porno, or sexy scene in a movie that just kills your erection dead. Either the camera cuts to the hairy cum-face of the man, some pet or animal comes on set, or something particularly gross happens, killing the mood.

'Ah man did you watch 'horny home alone amateurs 11'? I was just about to shoot my load when her dog comes in the room and starts barking, fucking flopshot should have been edited out.'

by sickfiction11 January 15, 2012

Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017

fipshit

A fipshit is someone who you can trust but is also a hide dick, usually named Ricky.

Wow, he such a fipshit for dumping his gf at prom

by RICKSHALLDIE July 5, 2017

FLOPSO

Official military acronym.
Fluffer

Operations
Officer

Used for Special Category (SPECAT) of military Operations when the most gentle of touches are required.

We have VVIPs en route; call up the FLOPSO.

by ReadyAyeReady October 12, 2017

flopsaurusrex

That friend who constantly bails on plans like he don't care.

Theo is such a flopsaurusrex

by RaekwonMan February 22, 2018