fappetite

The inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.

After finishing up his session, Alex's fappetite had to be extinguished.

by Dubblix November 18, 2009

Fappicino

Why, my good sir or madam!
It's when you swallow instead of spit!
;D

"Mmmm, gimme some of your fappicino!"

by The Semen Demon April 3, 2009

fappable

(adjective)something or someone that has the ability to turn someone on to the point of masturbation or to give the person the idea of masturbation.

"Dude...that chicks tits were so fappable.

by 1337|300 March 22, 2009

Fapper

someone who likes to "Fap"( either have sex or masturbate) alot.

1.that Jacky kid is such a Fapper, he stays in his room 24 hours a day, seven days a week fapping, no wonder why he misses school alot.

2.Wow, we got some serious Fappers in this place, we finally have regular fappers coming in everyday.

by Xianger March 7, 2009

fapoholic

Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.

by MHWPJ November 6, 2011

fapbooked

The consequence of visiting a naughty-looking Facebook link or page, only to have said visit commemorated by an autogenerated sexy wallpost or invite to all your FB friends, who will assume you've just been there for a quick fap.

Non-wanking variations could include "phishbooked" or "spoofbooked". But the wanking ones are funnier.

"Why did Wayne post a link to that video? His mum AND his wife are on this thing!"

"Nah. Wayne got fapbooked."

by GoodbyeHumanDoodle July 24, 2011

fapgoat

person who takes the blame when evidence of fapping is discovered.

Me ; My mom found my lube and crusty socks .
You; That sucks did she flip?

Me ; Yea , but its cool, i used my brother for a fapgoat

by fapcat650 March 3, 2012