A bottle of beer which cannot be opened with bare hands. For those seeking to unlock their booze in the most masculine way possible, this leads to maddening frustration.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried twisting open the booze, but it won't work!
Guy 2: Give it up man -- it's excalibeer.
Guy 2: Give it up man -- it's excalibeer.
by Dr. E July 7, 2008
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Wow! That Annie's Mac 'n Cheese with parmesan, blue cheese, salsa, Newman's Own and raisins was really excellent!!!
by Bahrainz November 18, 2002
Get the excellent mug.A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.
Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.
Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.
Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"
Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
by showcase June 19, 2008
Get the excalibur man mug.(n) A more obvious way of depicting a woman who has an attractive body but an ugly face. (See: butter face.)
Meant to poke fun at a particular usage of the word "butter face" wherein some still feel the need to describe what it means when such definition becomes more obvious with increased mainstream application.
Should only be used when followed with the completely unnecessary explanation of its definition.
Meant to poke fun at a particular usage of the word "butter face" wherein some still feel the need to describe what it means when such definition becomes more obvious with increased mainstream application.
Should only be used when followed with the completely unnecessary explanation of its definition.
Male #1: Man, that girl is an except her face.
Male #2: What?
Male #1: You know, 'cause everything looks good, "except her face"!
Male #2: Yeah, no, I got it.
Male #2: What?
Male #1: You know, 'cause everything looks good, "except her face"!
Male #2: Yeah, no, I got it.
by idvs July 17, 2009
Get the except her face mug.In Star Trek, the Transwarp Testbed cruiser commanded by Captain Sulu. Although the Transwarp project itself was a Failure, The Excelsior became one of the most widely used ships in starfleet.
by Romulus December 27, 2004
Get the Excelsior mug.A slur for the Bundaberg State High School EXCEL class students. Has led to mass bullying a deppersiion cause of the amount of emos in the class. It’s as bad as saying the n word.
“Omg did you hear that Excellian maylee read the new book?” - Leah
“Don’t say that!! It’s a slur against EXCEL students!” - Charlie
“Don’t say that!! It’s a slur against EXCEL students!” - Charlie
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