ditchermcditcherson

the flakiest of flakes, the one that goes ghost the most and with the dumbest of excuses for why they ditched

there goes that damn ditchermcditcherson Billy, gone again.

by DawnNichole#1* January 27, 2020

Doitchy

A side of bluecheese and you say this when caught off surprise

oh doitchy you scared me

by master doitch September 24, 2020

Doitches Reek

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.

Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.

by ave_scientia October 21, 2020

Ditch Ornament

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

by Xandria March 9, 2021

Ditch sheash

Being a serious ditch hoh ya sheash

He acted like a serious ditch sheash

by Mano mano mano December 12, 2021

insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010