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lil_.daydream

A big dave dsaf simp with absolutely no life. Very much gay. Says very concerning things .
"omg is it that dave simp?"
"Yeah, that gay dude there."
"I hope they don't say concerning things again like he usually does"
"lil_.daydream seems so normal how comes they are so weird..."
by Gemfkwcmxnq May 20, 2022
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Cap'n Danders

The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.

Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"

"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"

"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"

"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"

"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
by Dr. Love ;) June 23, 2009
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Diarrhea Daydream

the act of forming a gang among like minded individuals for the purpose of finding something to do.
Chris: man im so bored.

Jimmy: well lets just diarrhea daydream with Jake and Mike till we think of something to do.
by cooltwin717 June 20, 2011
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National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th
Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!
by Jangularity October 25, 2020
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Dandelion

"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
by heetee! May 19, 2010
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Dande

No one can mess with this kickass last name. Whoever has this last name is automatically the coolest kid in the world. U can pronounce it many different ways but it is still cool. so hahaahahahahhaha. The boys with tend to very hot and have the best bodies in the world.
Person 1: Hey who is that cool kid over there?

Person 2: Oh, if hes that cool, and sexy, and hot, then his last name must be dande

Person 1: that is soooo true
by theman200 March 24, 2009
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