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Cristian

a Cristian is a guy with a huge penis who plays soccer but is kinda ass and kinda good but mostly ass
Cristian’s cock is so big
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Cristian

Cristian is a loving a caring guy
Cristian is very sweet and is very fun to be around he loves God with all his heart he will do anything to serve God he is very exciting and has so much energy he never complains when it’s time to do work he a person you will never forget or get your mind off of him he treats people with respect and is very outgoing he is single and is awaiting for a Christian women to come into his life he’s a very trustworthy man and is a good man don’t ever he can become very annoying but we still love him
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Cristian

basically Christian but is too good for the H apparently.
Cristian
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Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?
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Cristian

basicallyChristian” but without an H
Cris•tian

noun /ˈkrisCHən/

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cristian means cristian but no h so diwowindbeiwijc
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Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.
Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."

Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021
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