crumpy

drunk -> crunk -> crunky -> crumpy
a popular term of MHSers

out gettin crumpy
Where we gettin crumpy this weekend

by gyiu February 23, 2005

chumpy

(UK) used to describe a fat person

ooh, she's a bit chumpy

by Andy Ward May 4, 2005

Clump

The act of hitting someone

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know

by sy662 February 2, 2009

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

Clumsylingus

What Don Knotts would do if he were going down on you - awkward, uncoordinated oral sex performed on a woman.

The good news is, he went down on me for a half hour. The bad news is... he performed clumsylingus. I think he spilled a drink in me too. Unbelievable.

by CM_Schwartzy April 30, 2011

chumpy

adj. lame or stupid.

"Those tickets cost $50."
- relpy "That's so chumpy!"

by kyuketsuki May 10, 2003

Clump Pusher

Derogatory colloquialism in Northern England for the "Giver" in a homosexual bum fun relationship.

Who's up for the sore arse this weekend? Are you receiving or are you going to be the clump pusher?

by Donald Kiddick September 28, 2009