Classic Rudy

When your friend does/says something so inexplicably stupid the only available response is "Classic Rudy" *said whilst sighing*.

"Did you hear john wrote an email to the council complaining about tier 2 lockdown, Classic Rudy."

by positively decent October 15, 2020

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Classical Guitar

The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.

Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023

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world classic baseball

A baseball international game where U.S.A or Japan always get the champion and beat the fuck out of other countries. Surprisingly, the number 4 ranking baseball team Chinese Taipei never make it to the third round of WBC and the country China who suck at baseball attend every World Classic Baseball.

This year's world classic baseball's champion must be United States's.

by WbcCT February 19, 2017

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new classic

Something that has recently come out and has potential to a classic after a few years in its area of interest.

" Have you heard that new Cozy Tapes album from A$AP Mob?"
" Yeah, that's definitely a new classic"

"Yo have you seen the rookie we got for the team. He's looking like he'll be a new classic."

by Y'all know what it is April 19, 2018

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Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020

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