brooksie

Anime Boobs... just... Anime boobs... nothing else.

Dude! Your boobs look great! It seems like a Brooksie day!

by ShadoStriker April 22, 2015

darrell brooks

A less than steller driver. Ususally crazy. Often confused with a black supremacist

Samuel: My man pulled a darrell brooks last night

Betty: What the fuck? That's not cool dude. Why do you love to make jokes about white genocide?

Dan: What fuckin "White genocide"? Darrell Brooks is just a crazy person, period.

by SmeeveJeeve January 2, 2022

Brookshire

the act, state or circumstance in which no matter what you set out to accomplish or do, it will result in utter failure. May often be a precondition for certain unfortunate people.

Run: Have you seen Nathan's numbers today?

Ron: No I haven't. How's he doing?

Run: He's sold $5000 worth of product and is still in the whole $200 dollars!

Ron: Wow........looks like he's having another Brookshire day......lol

by mrbsounds February 3, 2010

Brookstoned

When an employee at Brookstone gets stoned before work to make his or her day more bearable.

Dude, where did all the snacks in the back go?
Man, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.

by bensjammins June 18, 2011

dirty brooks

The act of anally fucking a girl so hard, the penis can be seen sticking out the vagina

Sheesh, my asshole is still sore from that dirty Brooks you gave me last month.

by csimmons69 June 28, 2020

Daryl brooks

It's interesting how nobody knew or cared what the beliefs and views of Daryl Brooks were before he ran some white people over, then all of a sudden everybody is wondering what his beliefs and views were before he ran people over. If white people had cared what his beliefs and views were before he ran some people over, would he have still been as likely to run them over?

Before Daryl Brooks there had to be Kyle Rittenhouse. Before Kyle Rittenhouse, there had to be Jacob Blake. Or did any of it have to happen, did the Confederate statues have to come down, and has any of it really made the country a better place, or is it all just bullshit people are told to pit them against one another?

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

jimiing the brooks

1:to touch ones self in an unholy or unclean manor
2:to rape a goat or other four legged, horned animal of equal or similar size to an adolescent human

I walked in on my son last night and he was jimiing the brooks on the kitchen table

by chad dover January 13, 2008