BMS

Short for "Butt Measurement System". Used to describe the amount of space in a walkway as a function of the number of butts that could fit across the space. Typically used when referring to the distance between a perimeter countertop and an island countertop in a kitchen. A kitchen walkway should have a 2-butt minimum, but 3-butt is ideal. A 3-BMS space would allow someone to stand at the sink, another person to stand at the stove, and someone else could still pass through the space. Coined by Samir from Celebrity Home Shopping.

This kitchen is pretty small and only a 2 BMS - a 3 BMS kitchen would be ideal.

by HDNNY9 December 27, 2023

Bms

Broke on my stomach. Use like LOL. It means I laugh that much I got broke on my stomach after my surgery.

That was awkvard bms.

Haha you make me laugh bms.

by Blas16 November 09, 2022

bms

big meat syndrome. when your cock is so massive you can barely walk

“i can’t leave my house because of my bms”

by panamacanal January 07, 2022

Royal BM

Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).

He enjoys a Royal BM everyday after work.

by Draenoss November 04, 2023

BM

Before me

“I got to write 27 sentences about historical events Nah I don’t give 2 fu*ks if it’s BM I don’t care if its something that happened Before me”

by It’s.Her_I’mhereYoitzAna October 30, 2023

bm

Bm means “be mine”
Usually used to ask someone to be their romantic partner

I love you. Will u bm

by Screeebeeet March 03, 2021

BM

baby mama (mother, mom, ect.)

My bm trippin dude. ~

by @ayotei July 16, 2017