Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010

beach

(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.

Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!

by Vermont Ferret March 15, 2005

beach babe

A hot girl who grew up in a beach area. Spends most of the time at the beach or in the ocean. Typically have a nice ass.

She is such a beach babe!

by dreamgirlie July 25, 2012

Long Beach High School (lbhs)

long beach high school can most likely be considered a joke. it is home to over 1000 different pot heads. the girls are pretty easy and go for guys who are way to old for them, whores. your considered cool if you play lacrosse since were amazing laxers or can make it onto the best varsity swim team on long island. the summers here consist of getting high/drunk, going to the beach, hookingup with people and chillin. oh and the teachers are a joke. we all gotta love guarav.

Welcome to Long Beach High School (lbhs), grades are low, but the kids are high(:

by longbeachkid May 17, 2011

Redondo Beach Breakwall

A place where tons of kooks surf and they call themeselves blue pacific. they think they own the place but some of them dont even live there.

hahahahaha look at those kooks with the matching blue pacific stickers on their boards at the Redondo Beach Breakwall

by yeeeparty December 27, 2009

palm beach county

Good in the north, ghetto in many other places. Go through West Palm Beach, Riveira, and some of Boynton or Delray and hope you come out alive.

Fuck the 305, go 561 Palm Beach County

by 561 September 26, 2006

Va Beach

Slang term for Virginia Beach, Virginia; the most populus city in the state and one of the most progressive and fastest growing cities in the southeast. Now outranks the once largest city, Norfolk by over 200,000 residents. Has few derelict neighborhoods and the largest pleasure beach in the world. Va Beach is full of fun and history (and great clubs too).

We're heading over to Va Beach to hit up the clubs

by Orienos May 13, 2005