gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

jack bauer style

to kick serious ass in a needed situation

Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass

Guy 2:Dude kick ass

by PMC1120 May 14, 2009

beanerific

A combination of the slang term for mexicans, beaner, and the word terrific.

Dude: Hey Man, I just went to Taco Bell.
Man: Dude, how was it?
Dude: Oh, it was beanerific Man, beanerific.

by Brian Conn December 9, 2008

beater

A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.

Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."

by thenegativedegree July 4, 2014

beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

by Sonny Bonds October 27, 2006

Beanerang

The act of a mexican person trying to get across the border and horribly failing and having his ass thrown right back into mexico.

Toss that beanerang back where it came from Billy!

by Lisa Armstrong October 27, 2003

husband beater

form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.

Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!

by goober412893729138 July 12, 2008