breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

Bearding

Adjective :\

The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.

This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%

Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.

Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.

"Did you see that Magnificent looking dude? , He's obviously Bearding " #nohomo

by Mr Mighty November 18, 2013

Bearing

You are talking utter shit and dont know what you are talking about

"You think your 10 men, your chatting bearing"
"The blackout crew are chatting bearing"

by Phil the power June 20, 2008

Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

by The Beardist December 10, 2013

benching 50

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

by Definately. May 13, 2005

Beachin'

To be so high that you lay back and moan like a beached whale.

Man, we shouldn't brought Roman to smoke this blunt, he's totally beachin' right now.

by Kanak92 October 15, 2010