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scenie beanie

A person who's in love with the next best person, place, or thing until others have been informed of it's existence and/or importance.
Person A: "Dave says there's this new album you have to listen to before you go to the show we were invited to on Friday night."

Person B: "He's such a scenie beanie. I've never heard of this band OR this bar. Am I talking to the wrong people?"
by GeThaLedOut October 22, 2011
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Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans
Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?
by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021
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beanie baby

dayum that is one ugly-ass beanie baby.
by Sparrowdog February 2, 2006
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beanie

a not so common stereotype.
usually put on people who dont give a shit. and would rather die young, then get old.
(but that doesnt mean that they are suicidal, oh no)

they spend most of their time with friends, and listen to anytype of music,
usually found in parks, sliding or swinging.

like to take walks.
and are most likely to fail school and join hippy communes
or finish school,
with a good grades in english, science and art.

sometimes have brightly coloured hair. and can likely be seen chewing gum.

laugh at things that most "normal" people wouldnt laugh at, or would disapprove of. beanies are amused by burning things and just causing plain havock.

they can be any sexuality.lesbian, gay, bisexual or omnisexual.


the only bad thing about them, is that they talk to fucking much and swear waaaayyy more the normal people.
"i dont having a fucking example BEEATCH! (: "

is what the beanie said when urban dictionary asked for an example.
by peter file. August 28, 2008
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Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.
Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?
by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018
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Beanie

A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"

A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
This hot chick with a nice donkey gave me a beanie last night.
by Eagle Cock December 17, 2008
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SporesBoa e Benfica

A football club in Portugal, known for being the club of the fascist regime in Portugal, that ended in 1974. They are linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT!

Since then, they lost the leadership to another club. Thanks to their connections to the government, media, justice, etc they manage to pass the idea that they only loose because the competition is corrupt.

In 2004/05 they managed to win a league by controlling referees, and "friends" in high positions in the league administration. They did it again in 2009/10. Of course, when playing the Champions League, they only show how ridiculous they are as a team, loosing all away games, scoring ZERO goals.

They're corrupt and a total joke. Please check their website, at vermelhices.com
SporesBoa e Benfica, also know as Benfica, ae linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT! They already tried to get FC Porto out of UEFA competitions but lost. This process was a shameful disgrace, because it was proved that they had no case, and furthermore, they gave an impression of being completely incompetent.
by dragao December 1, 2010
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