Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

by TheRockObama October 19, 2023

white wreck

The act of holding in diarrhea until you have massaged the prostate enough to ejaculate.

Shawn was running through the mall to find
a restroom, when he finally made it he had a White Wreck

by DebraLee October 15, 2022

White Wreck

The act of running through a mall clenching your asshole so you don’t shit yourself searching for a bathroom but when you finally make it you both shit and come at the same time.

Shawn had diarrhea and had to run through the mall to find a bathroom when he finally got there he white wrecked

by DebraLee October 09, 2022

Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020

This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well

by Save the Jets December 11, 2020

demandasaurus wreck

Exhausted from too many demandasauruses

John was a demandasaurus wreck by the end of the day

by FurrQ November 26, 2014

Wreck the skee

Sexual activity with a thot or skeezer

“Damn, I wreck the skee”

-gito

by Zaetiggy June 07, 2018

wrecking ball

When you titty-fuck a girl from the opposite angle so your balls are swinging through her face like a wrecking ball.

"Dude, I gave Misty the wrecking ball last night...my balls hit her so hard it gave her a fat lip."

by Larry Johanson April 10, 2008