wigger

A white person who wants to be a nigger!
God,you know they must be from suburbia, because even whites on welfare have a little more self-respect.

"A suburban wigger walks into a night club in Atlanta and gets shot."
"A suburban wigger walks into a biker bar and gets beat to death with a baseball bat."

You're not tough, just annoying.

by Connor O' Connor and Patrick Fitzpatrick February 23, 2007

G-Unit Wigger

White people who wear "G-Unit" clothes and who act gangster as if they're black.

Kyle: Oh my god look at that g-unit wigger down there
Dylan: Pfft he's gonna get beaten up.

by Kylowned July 4, 2005

wigger

Almost always a white male who lives in a suburban area. This person often has little exprience with the inner-city and living conditions there. Usually lacks interaction with real African Americans, (not the media stereotypes).

Simply put, this person watches too much MTV, and he/she believes that the materialistic, grammar poor, baggy clothes, flashy jewelry, rapper stereotype portrayed in music videos is the coolest thing ever.

I believe these individuals are often confused, thus they try to emulate african american stereotypes in order to be "cool".

"Wow, look at that wigger(the confused white kid trying to be black), he's a fucking idiot".

by The Pharmacist July 16, 2008

platinum wigger

A wigger who's gone platinum. This can be done in two ways:
1. Sell 1 million copies of a wigger music album.
2. A wigger who is widely accepted by other african-americans

'Yo, that wigger been chillin wit us since he turned platinum!'
'The foo platinum wigger sold more beats than i have!'

by Ball this May 26, 2008

Hannah Wigger

An extremely cool, creative, energetic, fun, hot, but a little crazy at times chick.

There's only one chick who's Hannah Wigger in this bar.

by bosebucks375 January 1, 2012

wigger rap

Its when a white guy tries to rap.

The following is a wigger rap free styled by my white friend:
Damn girl shake dat ass
It looks so good I wanna fuck it.
I wanna have sex with it really hard.
Skeet skeet skeet into your butthole.
Mmmmm that ass you got make me so horny.
Oh yea I'm so horny.
I'm so damn horny for that ass you got there.
I watch you walk and shake dat ass and it gives me an erection;
I have a big boner for dat ass you got shakin.
My blood is flowing into my penis
Its making it hard and erect.
Oh my god shake, damnn, shake dat booty girl.
I wanna take off your pants and then your panties and stare at your ass and jiggle your titties and stick my penis right up your rectum and move it around and ejaculate and have my sperm swim around your intestines until they dry out.
OOOOooo I love that booty;
I just cant explain it its so nice;
It even smells good;
Girllll I wanna toss your salad.
Oh yea I'm gonna do weird things to that fine ass your carrying.
Oh snap I just cummed my pants because of that hump you got girl.
I mean wow I didnt think an ass could be this sweet but that ass you got is sweet like watermelon.
And those tities you got are makin me sweat.
Sweat,
Sweat,
Sweat for those tities,
Sweat for dat ass,
Girl you gotta nice ass and you got some nice tities.
I have a big dick and I want you to play with it with your toungue.
Blowjob skeet!
Handjob skeet!
Normal sex tity sex anal sex SKEET SKEET SKEET!
Evvvvvery night when I go to sleep I dream and dream and dream about you;
About that body;
About that pussy;
About those tities;
About that ass cuz it be so fine,
Fine girl, fine like the sunshine.
Never in my life has my dick gotten so huge;
Its cumbersome.
Its gettin so big you'd have trouble fittin it in your mouth and it keeps on growin.
Skeet cum skeet cum skeet cum skeet!
Right into your pussy,
Right into your ass,
Right through your boobies,
And all over your face!!
I'm gonna make you a creamsickle.
I cream my pants when I watch you dance.
My dreams are dirty just like we were last night.
Havin sex with you doesn't even compare with masturbating to porn.
You look awesome.
Makin me crazy.
Crazy for that ass.
CRAZY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 4, 2006

wigger

A white male, usually one that has had a bad childhood, a wigger usually practices a so called "ghetto" lifestyle often imitating that of thugs. They are often seen traveling in packs with more wiggers or thuggish black males. Their vehicle of choice is often a "pimped ride" which when translated into english means their moms old pinto with tinted windows, big rims, and new paint jobs. They are often involved in drugs, and have resorted to forms of prostitution or hustling as they like to say. A wigger is not to be taken lightly because there is no telling what they have done to get the african american male's respect. I assure you that they have seen them do some wild shit. A wiggers biggest ambition is to become a rapper or MC as it were. Though few reach this status, it is never wrong to have a dream. A wiggers speech is often a poor imitation of black speech or a ghetto lingo.

Wigger- " Yo homey dog skeezy, wat is crackin up in heah?"
Civilian- " Im sorry sir i do not speak wigger"
Wigger- "Dont try to play me like that cuh, fo i split you in yo shit"
Civilian- " I am afraid im going to have to call the police."
Wigger- " Nah man dat aint straight, dont be callin the popo up in here"

This usually sparks a scene in which the wigger thinks he is a "bad ass" and so he runs his "bad ass" to his friends crib and "chills" with his homeys or "home boys".

by Michael Dorney November 23, 2006