Wetherspoons

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.

Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons

by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

Sweater Weather

The time of year where the seasons transition from summer to fall and then winter. You know sweater weather has begun when every 20 something year old is suddenly wearing sweaters and drinking pumpkin spice lattes. Sweater Weather typically lasts from late September to early April, depending on your location (even though some will try to milk it out for as long as they can).

Sali: God I hate the heat! I can't wait for October!
Dez: Same! I can't wait for sweater weather to roll around.

by fat-eye-moody August 10, 2017

weather bug

A stupid spyware program that comes with the new version of AIM. It gives you the weather on your computer screen and makes an annoying chirping sound, while secretly installing files into your computer that can and will destroy your system.

Weather bug killed my mom's computer. The bastards at AOL just had to install more spyware into their program, as if their AIM thing wasn't fucked up enough!

by Misha July 18, 2005

Stay Above the Weather

The act of remaining incessantly positive despite conditions that are less than ideal

Person 1: I just lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and my

goldfish died.

Person 2: Don't let it get you down! Stay Above the Weather!

by StayAbovetheWeather November 29, 2011

cold weather

Something people bitch about.

Pussy bitches complain about cold weather.

by Clinker January 15, 2008

weather

Weather is the thing that makes blighty so unbearable. In blighty weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in the Battle of Britain because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with British weather.

Tim: "How's the weather?"
Jerry: "You know, sunny!"

by Jamie Douglas September 1, 2006

weather terrorist

a weatherman, a meteorologist.

The weather terrorists are predicting a crappy day so they will have the golf cources to themseleves.

by bauer bud February 7, 2010