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Velcro Vagina 

A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.
Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.
Velcro Vagina by Smarty4u August 14, 2017
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kevin vagina day 

Kevin vagina day is a day where we can all celebrate the existence of kevin vagina himself. He gives glory to all the vaginaless with the power of his great one vagina. The stanky fishy will spread throughout the whole world to spread his cheer. But beware, if you do not celebrate kevin vagina day he will come into your room when you sleep and slap you with his vagina.
kevin vagina: I have come to bless you with my great big hairy vagina.
Everyone: All hail the great kevin vagina day
kevin vagina day by joaks January 25, 2020
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armpit vagina 

That fold of skin where a woman's arm joins her torso. Can be present even in relatively fit women.
Jennifer Lawrence, by her own admission, was rocking some serious armpit vagina at the SAG awards.
armpit vagina by hipdoc January 20, 2014

vagina elf 

An obstetrics and gynecology intern or resident.
Although Michelle finished med school, she's still got 2 more years before she completes her ob/gyn residency and will no longer be a vagina elf.
vagina elf by velf May 10, 2009

Vagina shark 

A vagina shark is a very horny male who is always on the hunt for vagina!! This animal is characterized by its constant roaming eye and insatiable thirst for all things vagina. There is nothing that will stop this horny male from getting his fill of vagina.
Junior Is the biggest vagina shark I know!

I am so sick of the club scene, there is never any decent men just a bunch of vagina sharks swimming around!

Just last week, this vagina shark tried to hit on my woman!
Vagina shark by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013

Vagina tease 

1. The male equivalent of a cock tease.

2. Guy on the receiving end of a girl's affections. Only, when he doesn't reciprocate same come-ons, leaves the girl feeling frustrated (both sexually and otherwise) and (usually) horny.
"Did things work out with Jason?"

"No. He's just a big vagina tease. Jerk."
Vagina tease by Courtney April 7, 2005

vagina masculina 

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.
Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!