tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

transtrender

A derogatory label used by a transgendered person to attack, insult or degrade another transgendered person. The implication being that the other person isn't a REAL transgender because they don't want to get surgery or hormone therapy to change their gender.

Basically it's members of a discriminated-against minority attempting to discriminate against, and one up each other.

Transgendered blowhard: "I can't believe she has the nerve to say that she feels uncomfortable in her body and wishes she was a man! She won't even have surgery done to give herself a fake dick! She's obviously just in it to look cool. What a transtrender."

Normal person: "Dude, why would anyone think it's trendy or desirable to be part of a misunderstood and ostracized gender minority? Maybe she just doesn't feel the need to take things as far as you have? Why can't you respect her choices?"

Transgendered blowhard: "Shut up, I'm trans, you're not, and I speak for my entire community!"

by We Fought a Zoo October 4, 2012

transgender ninja

A transgender that perfectly transforms themself into the opposite sex in order to fool or infiltrate that sex’s society. They can also pretend to be born that sex and trick their partner into believing that is how they originally were.

I heard Janathen was conned by a transgender ninja.

by GenderMaster October 8, 2018

transgender female

Another (more cumbersome) way to say "trans woman." Someone who the doctor/parents assumed was a boy when they were born (also known as assigned male at birth or AMAB) but has since discovered they're actually a woman.

Yeah, you could call me a transgender female, but that sounds kind of clinical, and a lot of people that use that kind of phrasing are being dismissive or derogatory, so I prefer trans woman.

by vicimgd June 20, 2019

Transgender

Person that wants to be the opposite gender.

“Alex is transgender! She wants to be a girl”.

by sillygoosefr August 17, 2023

Super saiyan transgender

meaning that a transgender woman who hasnt painted her nails for 1-2 months, started to paint nails again.

- So hows going with that transgender woman you met?
- She went super saiyan transgender.
- Oh.

by Tari_2023 September 3, 2023

transtrender

trendy cis or gender-questioning people whom conflate gender w/ absurdities never prestablished since the 80-90s such as:
nonbinary boi/girl
cat/doggender
fruitgender
cottagegender
athgender
rockgender
astrogender
flaggender

Is that transtrender a transphobic cishet or naive gender-questioning person?

by suck_my_d33 June 24, 2021