toffin

the act of being stingy or to bull shit someone. to hold back or lie.

i asked for a beer out of a fresh case and was told no. i said why you keep toffin?

by Nick AKA Superman August 27, 2010

toyfest

1. An area with lots of shitty graffiti by toys. It looks bad and stupid, and it's everywhere.

2. A Youtube graffiti video in which the majority of the comments are people thinking they're cool sayin "gay", or toy, while in reality they're toys, or might not even be a writer. Retards...

1. guy 1: Dude, screw youtube! All their graff videos are toyfests.
guy 2: you hypocrite you comment all the time man.

2. guy 1: lets find a fresh wall, no more toyfests.
guy 2: yeah

by tric318920 November 20, 2011

tiffed

To make a whole convo about yourself no matter what its about.

Person A: Hey my dog died.

Person B: Can you believe he didn't call me? I mean I thought everything was good. What's his problem?!?

But my dog died. You completely tiffed!

by lazyone84 May 30, 2015

tofenis

Vegan penis

When a vegan tells someone to eat a dick, it's called a tofenis.

by Prettycindy May 22, 2016

toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

Tuffet majora

The larger of the two tufts or tuffets of hair on either butt cheek that you missed while shaving.

Summer's tuffet majora was more noticeable in the bright sun than it was indoors.

by Liver lady June 15, 2017

Tofeud

When two vegans have an longstanding argument. Since it can't be a "beef", as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of "tofu" and "feud", making it acceptable for people who don't eat meat.

"Oh my god, Jenny is such a bitch. If I catch her tweeting about me at the Starbucks again, we're going to have a tofeud."

by DrCatherwood September 21, 2017