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Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.
Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.
by Saints November 18, 2003
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grand theft auto

Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.
by I like stuff March 23, 2005
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Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!
by Brandon January 4, 2005
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thieft

Item stole not for profit , only for temporary use . One having disregard to item's value. T H ( I ) E F T .
Stolen getaway car,plane,boat,ect..Word implies both thief & theft along with disposable , discard .The virginity was a thieft . ( virgin with swinging singles )
by Michael Eugene Branum February 9, 2009
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Tiftness

Giving zero fucks about any consequence. Extremely sketchy or risky. A person that has Tiftness is like a person with a lot of balls.
Thomas has more Tiftness than anyone in the whole fucking world!!
by Thomas_Omara November 8, 2015
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Grand Theft Lunch

A game to play with your friends at school during lunch. you go around and ask kids (typically the younger ones) for some or all of their food. You gather as much as you can and then sit and eat it. Also known as GTL.
Me: Skye, wanna play Grand Theft Lunch today?
Skye: Yeah!!!
by Fuckel January 6, 2008
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PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
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