attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.

Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)

by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014

thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 18, 2017

mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts

by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013

before thought

It's that you knew something before it happened.

Before thought - You thought of a style of shoes then you seen them in the mall.

by recool August 14, 2011

thought level

the level of thought or sluttiness one has achieved or wishes to achieve in any given circumstance this word is commonly used by whores, sorority girls, water trash and people wishing to sound ghetto. this word is believed to have originated in Oklahoma by a group of girls trying to sound ghetto it quickly caught on in the sororities and is spreading throughout America.

"she's at a nine thought level"

"tonight I'm going to reach a ten thought level "

by Random citizen 97 April 12, 2017

Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018