twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.

She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!

by teemc53 February 24, 2011

TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.

by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008

Twat

a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

by berserker January 6, 2007

twat

an utter and complete bitch.

She is such a twat; she calls everyone names.

Tell that twat to shut her trap.

by anonymous January 7, 2007

Twat

The past tense of tweet

Dude, I totally sent you a twat last night but you didn't send one back.

by funnyguy 87 April 26, 2010

twat

Can be used as the commical replacement of 'what' when one is enebriated

Twat the fuck did you just say to me, cock sucker?

by Crack Face McGee January 6, 2007

twat

Pronunciation: \ˈtwät\
Function:noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 2009

Defined as:
1. a text based microblog within Twitter
2. usually vulgar : vulva

I like that twat.
That twat really hits home.
Her twat was quite memorable.
How many twats did they see?

by The Real Kaddy March 27, 2009