Totes Uruk-Hai

When a situation exceeds totes orcs (awks) in both gravity and brutality

Guy 1 "Dude, we were going at it like fucking llamas when her mum walked in"

Guy 2 "Oh, totes Uruk-hai!"

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totes off the grid

totally unplugged from social media and hanging with your peeps, completely minus the annoying media buzz

Me and my peeps are gonna just kick it tonight at my place, ya know like totes off the grid man.

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Totes inspropes or toto inapro pro
When you mockingly say something is inappropriate like breaking up with your boyfriend over text.

Becky, your bra strap is showing omg that's totes inapropes!

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when you give someone total brutal honesty. or when you ask a friend to give it to you real. its the real deal Holyfield.

girl! are these shorts too short for my date tonight, give me the totes brutes.

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Totally copacetic. Fully comfortable with a proposal being offered by a friend or colleague.

Joe: Chris, I just want to make sure you’re on board with the latest 3-page draft of disclaimers for the deck.
Chris: Yessir — I’m totes copes.

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an abbreviation of the words "totally" and "anorexic."

I didn't see Sarah eat any lunch today. She's totes ana.

totes ana by bigbaldhead October 25, 2009

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another form of totes my goats, totes vagina is used when you have the urge to say the word vagina, with a good excuse.

emily: "hey lets make pancakes at 5 in the morning!"
danielle: "ohmygaww.... totes vagina..."

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